show me.

communismkills:

If you view marriage as a contract and the government as its arbiter, how can you say divorce is not a breach of contract?

are you aware that you can legally terminate contracts

richwhitelesbian:

“truth”

“what are your links to al-quaeda?”

“fuck ok dare”

“dare you to tell us your links to al-quaeda.”

“fuck this is bullshit you guys are the worst”

sp99k9f6l99d:

firesageshyu:

octopusmint:

Pink-necked Green Pigeon

kawaii pigeon

Pastel goth pigeon

specialkredberries:

dylan obrien is so hot real talk

thisusedtobeabookblog:

and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years

willcub:

Handsome!

if you count the one where i was dumped, same here. :)))))))

How long has it even been since I’ve been on a date?

Sigh.